Mittens

Smoking Mittens challenge Smittens in fight for ‘World’s Dumbest Mittens’ title

<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/smokingmits1.jpg">Two months ago, I brazenly called Smittens – the mittens built for compulsory hand-holding – the “World’s dumbe

Smittens: World’s dumbest mittens

<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/smittens.jpg">These mittens are called “Smittens” because they’re mittens for lovers. Your outside hands will be free to grab, poke

Stay warm while contracting incurable cancer this winter

Most of my female friends — yes, I have some — are smokers. Why is it? Because they’re full of angst and hate life, and they know smoking makes you exactly 26% cooler than not smokin