Kids stuff

New Wristband for Lazy and Overbearing Parents Ruins Children's Lives

Right now, your youngsters are experimenting with the marijuana and having unsafe, premarital sex with toothless prostitutes they met at that diner your friends Steve says is,”always a place to

Buzzkilling Digital Piggy Bank

The Pig E Bank takes all the mystery (and, thereby, the fun) out of your kid’s stash by telling them exactly how much money it contains at any given time, which is a very 21st century way to tea