• Break It Down Elmo dances for our sins

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/23724089#23724089 Clearly this Elmo thing is going too far. When Elmo exhorts us to get on up like Flava circa 1990, things need to change. Read More

  • Elmo doll tells two-year-old he's going to kill him

    This is yet another reason why I hate dolls. I soiled myself every time a new Chucky movie came out. There’s just something about the possibility of these little bastards coming to life and slicing my achilles that makes me cringe. A two-year-old in Florida named James had a close encounter with his Elmo Knows Your Name doll as the little red demon toy kept uttering the phrase… Read More

  • 'Elmo Live' at Toy Fair 2008

    [blip.tv http://blip.tv/play/AamtJw%5D Here’s a video from Toy Fair 2008 sent to us from Fisher Price. It includes footage of the new “Elmo Live” doll that’ll undoubtedly be making kids go absolutely ape until their parents buy one for them. It’s surprisingly lifelike, although in real life we’ve never seen whatever the hell it is that Elmo’s supposed… Read More

  • Tickle Me Elmo 2

    Not to be a nerd, but look at how fluidly this thing moves. Amazing work, especially on a toy. [Thanks, Orli!] Read More