Brett Ratner should be kicked in the balls for wanting to make a Guitar Hero movie

The general public enjoys Guitar Hero, Brett. They don’t want you butchering another pop culture icon like you did with the last X-Men movie, douchebag. “I love ‘Guitar Hero’ and I think i

Attention SLC: Paul Laurence Briggs loves him some child porn on his PMP

Paul Laurence Briggs is not a smart man or even a man for that matter. This pervert who is a documented sex offender failed to register himself as such in, what I’m assuming is a new town for hi

Genius jailed for trying to jack $500 HDTV with $3 barcode

This trick never works, yet people still keep trying it. I’m sure when they come up with the cunning plan they’re very proud of themselves, but they always end up in the pokey in the end.

TV tech mistakenly airs porno

Apparently I can’t say it enough, but if you’re a TV technician working in the TV studio that broadcasts TV to the public, you should probably be really careful when you put your porno tap