• The MB&F HM6 Alien Nation will attack your block

    The MB&F HM6 Alien Nation will attack your block

    Fine timepieces are usually staid affairs. A little gold here, some enamel here, and a nice movement are enough to please some of us but it’s clear that a minority need hand-cut crystal domes, scurrying aliens, and enough luminous material to make a deep-sea angler fish jealous. The new MB&F HM6 is a version of Max Busser’s popular Horological Machine series but features a… Read More

  • WTF
    Have Swedish Treasure Hunters Just Discovered The Millennium Falcon On The Sea Floor?

    Have Swedish Treasure Hunters Just Discovered The Millennium Falcon On The Sea Floor?

    Some readers may be upset by the content herein, as this doesn’t exactly involve APIs, Android, or SDKs, but it was just too good not to share. The international media has been abuzz today with some unusual news from Sweden. The “Ocean Explorer Team”, a Swedish expedition plumbing the Baltic Sea for underwater treasure, has discovered what looks to be the Millennium Falcon on… Read More

  • Real Bigfoot carcass to be shown this Friday…or not

    See that photo there? That comes from the web site Searching For Bigfoot. Don’t bother going there right now. There’s nothing there except a note to check back later “for a big announcement.” The photo is supposedly the body of a real-life Bigfoot, although our own Greg Kumparak says it “looks like a F-ing carpet thrown into a bath tub with a Chewbacca mask on… Read More

  • No one cares? Edgar Mitchell, astronaut, says aliens exist

    Why is no on paying attention to Edgar Mitchell, the sixth man to walk on the moon, when he says there’s a government cover-up as it relates to aliens? It’s not like he’s a crackpot, or that guy who claimed to have footage of a real life alien? Hopefully that link at the top of Drudge right now gets people talking. Well, hopefully, whatever, it just strikes me as funny that… Read More

  • Earth makes a terrible racket

    Scientists have made new recordings of the sounds of the earth, and this time its not songs of the whales and the drumming of rain, but charged particles from the solar wind colliding with Earth’s magnetic field. The sounds are blocked from our hearing by the ionosphere, or charged layer on top of our atmosphere, which is good because apparently they sound awful, and reportedly… Read More

  • ASUS Xonar U1 external USB audio scrubber

    These look like very old-school flying saucers, the broken down wobbly ones that low-income aliens fly. To be fair, such technology is still far more advanced than tooling around in a Honda Element all day, so let’s cut poor Zanzork some slack. Anyway, in a desperate attempt to get back on track I’d like to tell you that the devices listed above are not spacecraft. They are… Read More