Instead of yule log, watch this interactive dumpster fire because 2020

The holiday season is upon us and with that comes stress, anxiety and the airing of grievances. And this year is worse. Instead of watching a yule log smolder in a warm hearth, we’re all stuck in our homes watching the world burn.

Try this interactive dumpster fire instead of yelling into the void. The instructions are simple. Just email a note or picture and a contraption incinerates your asseveration. It’s cathartic, but takes a minute. About 20 minutes after emailing my issues, I’m still waiting to see it burn.

Do it as a family or with your cats. Roast COVID-19. Burn politics. Send a picture of your QAnon-loving uncle. The fire doesn’t care. Everything burns eventually.