Crunch Report | Facebook Made Us All Dead

Today’s Stories 

  1. Facebook suddenly says a bunch of its users are dead. Don’t panic.
  2. Zuckerberg denies Facebook News Feed bubble impacted the election
  3. Alibaba smashes its sales record on Singles’ Day, despite concerns of slowing growth

Credits

Written by: Tito Hamze, John Mannes
Hosted and edited by: Tito Hamze
Filmed by: Joe Zolnoski
Teleprompter: Joe Zolnoski

Notes:

  • I don’t know what to wear on Crunch Report (It’s a hard decision and I suck at dressing myself). If you are a startup and want to me to wear something mail me an XL T-shirt and I’ll wear it in an episode. I’m not going to mention the company on the shirt in the episode but it will be there. No offensive stuff, it’s totally at my discretion if I wear it. Mail it to me. Thanks <3 Ok, bye.

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