You probably don’t need a $3,200 gold-plated Walkman

I mean, yeah, it sounds good. It’s a $3,200 Walkman. It had better sound good. And hey, it sounds even better when paired with a $2,300 pair of Sony headphones (MDR-Z1R) and that new $2,200 Sony headphone app (NW-WM1Z). That’s a grand total of $7,700 for me to listen to a really crisp cello cover of “Every Breath You Take.”

Is it worth it? That’s not for me to judge, really. I mean, how can you put a price tag on instrumental versions of new wave’s finest?

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The NW-WM1Z is Sony’s version of going all in on audio players. Pono? Sony laughs at your Pono. Thirty-seven years after revolutionizing the world of portable music, Sony puts it in an oxygen-free copper chassis and then plates that copper in gold. Portability is also relative here. The NW-WM1Z is big and heavy, weighing around a pound. It’s a blunt instrument, really, and could inflict serious damage on any who might try to take it from you while you’re rocking out to cello covers.

It supports your standard hi-res file formats, naturally, and the large size comes with 30 hours of battery life and 256GB storage. It also has Bluetooth functionality, but if you’re spending $3,200, I’m guessing you’re probably going to want to plug in.

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Good news for you cheapskates out there: you can can an aluminum version with 128GB of storage for a mere $1,200. And, one assumes, violin covers of Men Without Hats.