Apple Invites Press To iPhone Event On September 9th

“Hey Siri, give us a hint” is about all the hints we’re going to get on what’s coming up at the next Apple event. And of course some artwork that four people in a basement will comb over thousands of times for hidden messages. Some say new iPhones, new Apple TVs and both.

No matter what gets announced, we now know for sure when and where the event will take place, because Apple is sending out those invites that everyone craves:

We wish we had gotten this invite:

Siri’s not giving hints out though:

Local San Francisco publication Hoodline posted yesterday after it had heard (correct) rumors to the effect of Apple renting out the Bill Graham Civic Auditorium. Nailed it.

Best day ever.