Lindsay Lohan’s The Price of Fame launched on both Android and iOS this week, adding LiLo to the short list of celebrities with their own, branded mobile game. It was a featured game at launch, jumping to No. 10 in games in the App Store. According to App Annie, it’s currently now at No. 400 in U.S. game app ranks.
Wild first day fluctuations aside, the game is less about rising up in Hollywood and more of a commentary on “Hollyweird.” And it’ll hurt your thumb if you don’t know how to play the fame game right. Here we trot you through the subversive climb to celebrity and hopefully save your hands in the process.