It’s Not The Size Of The iPad That Matters, It’s The Motion Of The Ocean

Yes, we know that Apple is probably maybe releasing an iPad Mini soon. It’s not an iPhone, but larger. It’s not an iPad, but smaller. It’s…the Mini.

Prepare yourself for thousands of parodies about the product, but this one is just too good not to post. It’s slightly NSFW in that suggestive way, but if you work somewhere where you can get in trouble for this, then quit.

It’s not the size of the iPad, it’s the motion of the ocean. Or Accelerometer, as it were.

But…where’s the Batman parody? I’m waiting. Needless to say, TechCrunch will be covering the upcoming Apple-madness like whoah.

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