You’re hitting deadline and you want to add that special something that will totally knock your web app out of the park. Do you add rounded corners? A Tweet This button? No, motherlover, you add Clippy JS.
This is obviously just a bit of fun, but I could see a day when Clippy is helping us fill out web forms almost everywhere. Imagine a Clippy helping you on Paypal.com (“I see you’re trying to launder money. Can I help?), phishing Clippy (“Please enter my friend your PINcode?”), and even NSFW Clippy (“I see you like… oh my god, what is that? Why are you making me see that?”) The possibilities are, as they say, endless.