Desperate times call for desperate measures: break out your wallet and head on over to eBay, where Google+ invites are being sold for up to $75. Buy it now and you too will be able to enjoy the marvelous wonder that is Google’s brand new Facebook challenger.
What do you mean you’re not that insane?
Most of them come with FREE TUTORIALS, FREE SHIPPING and INSTANT DELIVERY, folks!
Update: the ‘buy it now’ price of $75 isn’t visible anymore on the page linked above, sorry.
(Thanks to @mikerbrt for the heads up)