Brits Believe They'll Soon Be On The Moon

One in ten Englishmen and Women believe that one day Brits will routinely vacation on the moon, bringing their Carling beers and jolly demeanors to the verdant plains of that satellites’ firmament by at least 2020. 40% of them believe, also, that there will be a tunnel between the US and the UK.

And they say that ecstasy doesn’t damage the brain.

The percentages, gathered by a UK vacation firm, point to a glorious future for Mother England and a pressing need to open more chip shops along the Atlantic coast for the hordes of Britons who will soon saunter over on foot.

via TGDaily