Learn Your Young Ones To Tazer Fools With This Toy Tazer

People are getting tazered pretty much every minute these days. Could it just be that they’re not familiar with what Tazers are? I think so! Our kids should know the look and shape of a Tazer, so in case they’re hopped up on angel dust and can’t understand what an officer is saying to them, they’ll at least recognize that object and know to hit the deck, hands behind head. That’s why they should all have one of these toys.

The best part? This thing actually works.

Yes, like the shock iPod we had so much fun with all those years ago, this will actually give a little spritz of electricity to anyone on the business end. Hey, they have to learn young.

And it’s only $3.40! How can that be?!

[via Red Ferret]