Live In Oklahoma City? Watch Out For a Hot White MacBook With Cancer Research Data Inside

Attention seedy underbelly of Oklahoma. If you happen to be moving any hot laptops, please check if one of them is this white MacBook, full of prostate cancer research data, stolen from a medical researcher’s car. There’s a reward (contact details at the link) and it’s the right thing to do.

The rest of you out there, please consider backing up your years of precious medical data.