In 2011, AT&T Resolves To Beg Jobs For iPhone Exclusivity & Android To Stop Ripping Off iOS

Some of these are pretty good. AT&T, for example, genuflecting at the feet of Steve Jobs to ensure the iPhone remains exclusive to them (fat chance).

Then there’s good ol’ Android ripping off iOS at every opportunity, and Facebook steamrolling all over your expectations of privacy—keeping in mind no one has forced you to join Facebook in the first place.

It’s not Pryor, but worth a chuckle.