Wooden USB sticks might give you splinters

Yep, a wooden USB drive — we’ve seen that before, but these are a little nicer. Each one is custom made from a stick specially selected by artisans for it’s beauty and then professionally crafted into a drive. Available in 1GB to 8GB capacity, the OOOMS USB sticks will cost you a premium. The 1GB version is $50, and the 8GB will set you back $70. Of course, make sure you don’t have termites, and watch out for splinters. On the positive side, if you drop the drive in a lake it’ll probably float.

I have to tell you, even if you don’t want to buy one of their USB sticks, you have to check out the manufacturers site. Roadkill carpet.