Evolution in action: Sound Blaster's World of Warcraft Tap Chat foot pedal

Yup, humanity has peaked. This is the Sound Blaster World of Warcraft Tap Chat, um, thing. You use it to tap to chat while playing the game.

You can map any number of actions to the $30 foot pedal. Send a whisper, activate a macro, you name it.

Now, depending on your point of view, this is either the greatest thing in history or the worst thing in history.

• I can eat a sandwich while begging my guild-mates for gold

• My sense of self-worth will fly out the window

In other news, Paraguay-Japan is now in overtime. Woo~!