Zero Punctuation on Nier – no, I hadn't heard of it either
It’s not often that a Square-Enix game comes out that nobody’s heard of. Even their painfully self-indulgent PSP strategy game featuring Final Fantasy celebrities got a monster ad campaign and extremely expensive cinematics. Nier, on the other hand, has escaped my attentions despite daily checks of the usual games sites. Have at it, Yahtzee.