Contest: Hardees/Carl's Jr. and CrunchGear love you and want you to be happy

Like the owner of a Hattori Hanzō sword, should the Hardees/Carl’s Jr. Grilled Cheese Bacon Thickburger encounter God, God will enjoy a nice burger. Now you, too, can enjoy a nice burger and – seriously – a Hardee’s Slanket.

So anyway, here’s what’s going on. Hardee’s wrote: “We’d like to offer one of your lucky readers the opportunity to win a limited edition Hardee’s Happy Star Slanket, as well as some free Grilled Cheese Bacon Thickburger coupons” and I’m like “Lucky?” But I’ll bite, and I’m sure you will too if you win such a wonderful prize. How do you win? Comment below. One lucky commenter gets some coupons and the Slanket. This is so freaking random that I don’t have anything else to say. I’ll pick a winner on Thursday.

UPDATE – Congrats to Ed for on winning the Slanket and burgers.