Giveaway: Left-handed Razer Death Adder gaming mouse

You might have heard that Razer recently released a left-handed version of their excellent Death Adder mouse. Not only that, but they sent me one! One problem: I’m not left-handed. Actually, I think they knew this. In any case, my loss is your gain, because there’s no way I’m letting this thing molder in my mouse pile (yes, I have one).

All you’ve got to do is put a comment in here listing the one gadget you think is most egregiously (or subtly) biased against southpaws, and why. One entry per person, we’re watching you. I’ll pick the best one tomorrow afternoon and ship this sucker off.