The White Glove watch: The dumbest thing you'll see all day

As he came into the window
It was the sound of a
Crescendo
He came into her apartment
He left this stupid Michael Jackson glove watch for freaking $149 (act now and get a stupid free glove) on the carpet

She ran
Underneath the
Table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into
The bedroom
She was struck
Down It was her doom.

Ulli are you OK, are you OK Ulli?