NotSoCrunchDeals: Super special, ultrafast HTC Bravo charging cable! USB 2.0! Pro grade!

Did you know that your USB cable can be used to connect your phone to the Internet and bring over ringtones? I know, right? Amazing! But unless you own pro grade cable, you might as well be carrying your data over in a feces-smeared galvanized bucket scrounged up from a burned-down rendering plant!

Enter this professional grade data cable for $8.99. It’s is just what you need to outperform OEM cables by a factor of whatever percent! Plus it costs $5.99 for shipping, so you’ll pay a slight premium for all that performance. But check out, above, everything it can do! Email! Graphics!

Hurry! Only 5 left in stock! If they run out you can buy this one for 98 cents.