Dear EuropeÖ Please give me QWERTY and not QWERTZ

wtf-copy1Iäm in Berlin right now tzping on a kezboard that is about to make me go bonkers. It is apparentlz a QWERTZ kezboard and the Z and Y are mixed up and all of the punctuation is a total freakout. While Iäm sure this is important for some strange SerboßAustrioßHungarian languaged like Flemish, I assure zou itäs a huge pain in the rear.

Basicallz I should have brought mz own laptop. Oh well. All mistakes in the post were made bz me trzing to tzpe normallz on this frakking thing.