Eat the rich: Swiss International Airlines in flight entertainment comforts the comfortable

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Panasonic big screen TVs! Privacy screens! A bottle of human-rendered growth hormone with every seat! That’s what you get in the First Class cabin on Swiss International Airlines, the carrier of oligarchs, tax-evaders, and their rich, violently anorexic molls. The video was put together by this woman who apparently goes a-travellin’ for a living.

The seats include iPod docks and the entire thing is controlled via touchscreens, allowing the wizened Swiss monkey-woman who bought out the entire front row of first class so she had somewhere to stow her luggage to hide from the help.

via Giz

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