HOLY CATS! IT'S A SHELF FOR STUFF BEHIND YOUR APPLE COMPUTER!

e1249324857Sweet jumping Jehosaphat on a carbon rod! LOOK AT THIS! It’s a shelf! That holds stuff! Behind your Apple monitor! It costs $29.95 and it is so amazing I had to look at this image twice just to remind myself of the feeling of fear and awe I felt when I saw this the first time. This thing “uses two adjustable clips and gravity to literally perch on the desk stand of iMacs and Cinema Displays.” LITERALLY PERCH! Unless my brain deceives me – and it has – this concept is so new it’s not even patented yet.

In fact, it’s future technology so complex and amazing that even the Maya had no inkling of this coming mindfreak and those bastards had a calendar that runs out in 2012. This is technology from the next decade, people, and you have it today. Go ahead and laugh because once this $30 table for crap behind your monitor goes viral there’s no stopping it.