Mothers, lock up your daughters — Star Trek cologne is here


Here’s a new one: Star Trek cologne. Called Red Shirt, it carries the tagline “Because tomorrow may never come.” I guess if you’re gonna die out in deep space, you might as well smell terrific.

Provided you think “terrific” smells like the following (according to ThinkGeek):

Bright, clean and direct with top notes of green mandarin, bergamot and a hint of lavender (your hope), finishing with base notes of leather and grey musk (your smoldering shoes after you’ve been vaporized).

The cologne costs $30 for a 100ml bottle, which actually isn’t too outrageous by cologne standards. Perhaps someone will make a designer imposters version for less someday, though. “Is that Star Trek you’re wearing?”

Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne [ThinkGeek]