UK cellular company Orange has just announced a foot-powered air pump capable of recharging a cell phone. The “Orange Power Pump” will be shown off at the Glastonbury Festival in late June.
According to the press release:
A compact camping accessory which fits all handsets, the Orange Power Pump measures 154mm by 129mm with a height of 47mm making it no bigger than a packet of Wet Wipes, is lightweight and easy to fit into your rucksack. Encased in sleek black housing, the turbine can generate enough energy to power 5 minutes of call time in the time it takes to inflate a pillow.
I, for one, really enjoy the objects that Orange uses for comparison. The pump, you see, is no bigger than a pack of Wet Wipes (note the capitalization, denoting the importance of wet wipes). How big is a pack of Wet Wipes? I’ve not had the pleasure to carry an entire pack around with me. And is this a family size pack or a travel size pack?
And just how long does it take to inflate a pillow? I feel embarrassed to say that I’ve never inflated a pillow before either. I’ve carried around regular pillows, which are often larger than a pack of Wet Wipes. I’ve inflated mattresses, which deflate down to the size of a small laser printer (a tandem bicycle is larger, though). Let’s just assume that it takes between one minute and one hour to inflate a pillow, depending how puny your legs are.
Weird comparisons aside, the pump seems like a pretty good idea. It’d be cool to get something like this in the US, although it’d have to be powered by gasoline or batteries for people to use it. Cool. Battery-operated foot pump.
P.S. What does “welly” mean?