Video: Half-robot David Beckham totally uses the Motorola Aura (which costs $2,000)

Just like Krusty the Clown, David Beckham will endorse damn near anything, provided the price is right. That helps explain this latest promotional video, wherein the benched AC Milan (via LA Galaxy) midfielder holds, quite masculinely, the Motorola Aura, the $2,000 cellphone that nobody wants.

And, to be fair to Mr. Beckham, here’s his best moment in football. Where were you that day?