The IT Crowd
“Have you turned it off and back on?” is Roy’s stock response on The IT Crowd. It’s funny because it’s true. If you’ve worked any IT support gigs, chances are you’ve developed your own repertoire of catchphrases and statements to succinctly distill your years of professional experience into a simple soundbite that can be understood by mere mortals.

Here, watch this video of a guy saying “I don’t know” in as many ways as possible:

Now share with the world the gems you use to illuminate or obfuscate!

From ZDNet blogs.