Pardon my Engrish: RicT-007 AVRA

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Here’s a perfect companion to your Lolex watch and Mike shoe collection: the RicT-007 AVRA. It is basically a craptacular Motorola AURA clone. And when I mean craptacular, I mean aside from the looks, it is utter trash. Just look at the specs.

Dual band radio, 512MB built-in storage, 128×160 display (rectangular), 2 games. Even a neanderthal would find these features underwhelming. So if you want something more stylish than an iFone or Nokla N95, then get this. If you actually want a decent handset and don’t want to be laughed at everywhere you go, then get a real phone. Any phone will do.

[Engadget via M8Cool]