Macenstein got a hot tip from some mysterious stranger claiming to have found the newest Mac Mini design with the Apple-esque tagline “The world’s smallest desktop computer.”
It appears to be little more than a shrunken MacBook design with a slot-loading drive pasted onto the front-facing edge. Or – OR! – maybe it’s the newest in a hot line of Apple scanners with built-in optical drives. Or – OR! – maybe it’s actually the newest Mac Mini and that lid flips up to reveal a 4.3-inch LCD touchscreen! And it doubles as a portable DVD player! But not for Blu-ray, for Apple’s secret new iDisc format that they haven’t announced! Maybe it’s also a netbook! This is absolute, undeniable proof of Bigfoot!