GPS tracking device found on Simon Cowell’s car

336C7969-F890-CEB6-466879475EBA315F Poor Simon Cowell. Apparently someone on a motorcycle had been constantly following closely behind the notoriously cranky American Idol judge’s Bentley and he couldn’t figure out why.

Turns out, there was a magnetic GPS tracking device stuck to the undercarriage of his car, which helped explain why the aforementioned motorcyclist kept showing up at Cowell’s private meetings. It’s unknown who this person is, but it’s been speculated that he or she may be crazy fan or a member of the paparazzi.

Cowell is apparently “completely freaked out by this” and may call in the police to do a more thorough investigation. In the meantime, if YOU think someone is following you, make three right turns. Nobody makes three right turns for no reason. If they’re still following you, panic and drive straight to your house so they know where you live.

[via The Raw Feed]