I am debuting my new movie “I Am King” for my new fragrance “I Am King” which is available exclusively at Macy’s. This fragrance is dedicated to Barack Obama, Muhammad Ali, Martin Luther King and all you men out there who take care of your families and respect and treat yourself like the Kings that we are all. I would like to also announce that this is my audition tape for the next James Bond. There is a black president and it’s time for there to be a black Bond. God Bless.
This is, officially, the worst thing I have ever seen on the Internet, if only because he’s taking himself so seriously. The man is riding a wave runner while wearing a tuxedo. And I don’t think it’s a joke.
Update: Well, the YouTube video is down, but you can watch it here.