This odd bench promises one thing: to rock your ass off. It’s a Bluetooth-enabled bench with lots of speakers in it. You’re supposed to sit down, connect to the bench, and blast some LCD Soundsystem for all the oldsters in the park.
This thing is essentially a concept right now so don’t expect it to show up outside a nearby library. If it did, you can expect to see me there rocking out to Journey while you’re trying to read. I’ll be the guy in acid-washed jeans.