Build the Enterprise from stuff laying around the office

I take issue with the idea that binder clips are “useless,” as this article implies, but if I’m honest, making a starship out of them is a cooler function than their intended one. The best thing about this instructable is that it’s super easy and once you’ve done it, you can probably remember how to do it again and again without looking at the web page. Plus, you can probably do it right now, possibly without leaving your chair.

I was hoping no glue would be necessary, but it is for attaching the “hull” bit to the “saucer” bit. I think I’m going to get crafty here… some creatively scissored stickies can be configured to make it work, I’d say.
[Updated with correct link]