CrunchDeal: Free iPod Touch with a $75,000 deposit at Ameritrade

Here’s my concern about this deal: I come to your bank, I put seventy-five thousand dollars into your coffers, and as a congratulations you give me an 8GB iPod Touch? You couldn’t spring for the 16GB? Not classy! I’m going to keep my $75,000 under my mattress.

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