Would you like that spy camera in hickory, or maple wood?

Having a hard time keeping the ninjas riff-raff out of your ryokan, but can’t find a security camera that doesn’t clash with the tatami mats? Japanese security firm Const Net has the solution: Make the camera body out of wood.

These creep my right the hell out. I mean, security cameras are inherently creepy, even in their standard industrial eye sore form. Wrap them up in a way that makes them look natural, and you’ve succeeded in giving me the heebie-jeebies.