An apology… and a dark gift – Last chance

Because we failed to hold on our moratorium I’m offering one Verizon Nokia 6205 BATMANG! phone to the lucky commenter who can really curse out the iPhone in comment. Please use as much vitriol as possible and include your email address. We’ll pick one winner at random at noon on Saturday.

UPDATE – The winner is Greatslack. You guys got really mean. Wow.