Straight out of my hometown of Minneapolis comes the Bierstick, a $20 apparatus that you fill with two cans of Busch Light, prop against a wall, then use to propel said Busch Light down your gullet in less than two seconds. I’m overflowing with pride.
It’s perfect for people who find shotgunning a single beer in five seconds to be too time consuming. I mean, come on, everyone’s so busy nowadays. “I can meet you at The Lodge after work for exactly 24 ounces of beer, but I can literally only stay for two seconds.” The Bierstick costs $19.95 plus tax and shipping. You can buy it here.
As a bonus, if you happen to be somewhere without walls, you can also use your friend’s chest. You’ll both have to take your shirts off, though, so keep that in mind.
via LiquorSnob.com