I am not optimistic about the new G.I. Joe film. Not at all. There are many things wrong with it; Destro is a skinny guy with no mask, Cobra Commander is a twenty-something, and Duke looks like an Abercrombe model on vacation. As if those reasons aren’t enough, it has Sienna Miller as The Baroness. She’s wrong for the role, but as the movie itself has no merits, I guess it makes sense.
Here are a pair of photos of Miller ruining my childhood. I hope you enjoy them. Second one after the jump.