Batman MP3 player looks pretty stupid unless you're Batman, because all his stuff is shaped like bats

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bat-headphonesDon’t get me wrong; I like Batman. I think he’s a cool guy. I don’t think he gets nearly the credit he deserves, being that he has no actual superpowers other than a love of gadgets and cars that run on jet fuel. And he’s the perfect guy to own a bat-shaped MP3 player because, hey, pretty much everything he owns is bat-shaped or has some sort of bat logo. It’s a no-brainer.

Should you own a bat-shaped MP3 player? I’m going to leave that up to you. I will tell you, however, that unless you work with bats, are under the age of 10, or are, in fact, Batman, an $80 bat-shaped MP3 player with 1GB of storage and bat-shaped headphones might be a bit of overkill.

If you do decide to purchase this device, I will celebrate your uniqueness, though. You’ve got a friend here at CrunchGear. It’ll be available in June or July of this year.

Bat Logo MP3 w/Bat Headset [PopBox Collectibles] via  Dodevice via T3