Are you a prince in a booming petro-state? The CEO of a major manufacturing conglomerate? Does your wife (or wives) miss you when you’re out cheating on her with a Thai ladyboy? Then have we got a dildo for you.
This golden schlong is studded with read garnets – or pearls – and costs $1,990. Best of all each once comes with a special silk purse to simulate the actual dry, rough environment it will spending most of its time in anyway.