Apparently I can’t say it enough, but if you’re a TV technician working in the TV studio that broadcasts TV to the public, you should probably be really careful when you put your porno tape in the VCR because you might be broadcasting your dirty video to every TV in the area.
This is part of why I can’t wait for the switch to Digital TV next year, it’ll come through much clearer. Next time, stick to Google Image Search and a broadband connection, genius.