Where does a video like this come from? I’m sure it went down like this.
Steve: Guys, we need an idea for Mariah’s next video.
Mike: I’ve got it! We dress her up in sexy clothes, maybe in a nightclub, and she dances, we’ll get some guest dancers.
Mike: Nope, we have to do better than that.
Ward: I got it. Ok, Mariah’s at home, lounging in a robe, and a Geek Squad–
Steve: We can’t use Geek Squad. Mike, can you get us some bagels?
Ward: OK, Compu Nerd or something. Anyway, this nerdy guy comes to fix her computer. Song starts, she’s walking with him in her underwear–
Mike: Why would she just be in her underwear?
Ward: It’s Mariah, OK? Anyway. Then she leads him to the problem computer and he gets to work, while she disrobes. And then–
Dave: I think I’ve seen this in porno. Do we have any cream cheese?
Ward: Shut UP, Dave. Then he starts having these geek fantasies where its him and Mariah in all these nerdy settings! He’s a D&D king, they play Lazertag in a Barbarella-style set–
Steve: I like it. Genius. Can we add a unicorn?
Ward: Of course.
Mike: Who wants more coffee?
Steve: Perfect. This fits just right for the song.
Dave: What song are we doing next?
Steve: “Touch my Body”.