Shirts that give you health when you're close to your other


We’re coming up to Valentine’s Day, 2008, and here I am again without a date. Ok, not true, I have two dates, but it’s not like that. Ok, it is if I’m lucky. Anyway, the point is, there are these shirts, see, and when you and your signif are wearing them, and you come within hugging distance (which is a scientific constant, like 1AU), the half-filled pixelated hearts fill all the way up, because you’re in love!

Actually, with my luck, even if I had a girlfriend, we’d each only find ourselves wearing these on dedicated Arguing Days. Sucks to be me.

8-Bit Dynamic Light Shirt [Think Geek]