Internal Memo to CrunchGear/TC Staffers: Do Not Get Married

It has come to my attention that CG writer Doug Aamoth was married last night in a clandestine ceremony. While I cannot now punish him for his transgression, I would encourage both CG and TC staffers to reconsider the urge to marry beautiful women for the simple reason that it reduces our geek cred considerably. Doug, for example, is now on a “honeymoon” instead of posting, a massive breach of the Blogger Code, specifically by-law 1.894 of the Winer Addendum which states:

Bloggers cannot take vacation or stop thinking about blogging. Blogging, like breathing, is the blogger’s top priority and no amount of sun, fun, and well drinks should change that.

I encourage you to express your displeasure to Unity is strength.