Stupid anorexic USB toy tells you how slowly you type, loser


I’m a little frightened of this toy. It’s a USB words-per-minute display that’s also a plastic mouse on an exercise bike. The more words you type per minute, the faster this little guy goes, never mind the fact that this anorexic rodent looks like he needs a sandwich more than cardio. It features a monochrome display to tell you how you’re doing, but unless you’re 8 and in your first typing class, I cannot understand why you’d want this.

I’m a fairly fast typist, you rather have to be in the blogging world, so I’m going to get one of these scary things and try to give it a heart attack, just because I can. Playing God via USB rules.

The USB exercise mouse tests your typing speeds [Slippery Brick]