Disney's Woz-bot to scare children unto eternity

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EPCOT’s Spaceship Earth (Presented by Siemens!) is a ride dedicated to showing the variety and wealth of riches here on our jolly blue orb. Interestingly enough, in doing this, Disney decided to share the birth of Apple and to glorify the cult of the obese geek eating pizza in his garage.

Here we see the Woz, presumably, working on a strange Mac-esque PC. His back is to the riders, but everyone knows its Woz because of the burgeoning heart disease and that little “Segway Twitch” you see five seconds into the tableau. You just know this guy is itching to ride around on a two-wheeled wonk-a-stick looking like a rich tool.

Epcot’s Spaceship Earth reopens, Steve Jobs pics [Lifthill]